RESULT: Too Attractive.
Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone. Seriously. You’re so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops. And don’t forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.
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