Text message convo with Oma:
Oma: Do you have a Friday's buy one get one coupon?
Oma: We are going there.
Lion: K. 5:45 is the earliest. Poop monster struck again.
Oma: Ooh, ick.
Lion: Decided to wipe with Ducky, apparently.
Oma: Ooohhh, will he be clean in time?
Lion: I think. Thank goodness I had extra quarters.
Oma: I found a coupon.
Lion: For a magical potty-training fairy?