Sunday, May 31, 2009

public service announcement

creepy guy is at the mall. i repeat: CREEPY GUY IS AT THE MALL. lock up your kittens* and walk towards the food court with your head down. if you have small children with you, telepathically encourage them to cry if he approaches, thereby signaling a very plausible escape tactic. thank you and good luck.

*he told me once that his kitten sat on his stove, so he turned the burner on to teach it a lesson. makes the whole "treat kids like my cat" comment extremely heartwarming.


Jennie said...

Carry on with mission. May God's love be with you.

sarah said...

oh no!

FXSmom said... he has invaded ur mall!!! not fair