Sunday, May 31, 2009

public service announcement

creepy guy is at the mall. i repeat: CREEPY GUY IS AT THE MALL. lock up your kittens* and walk towards the food court with your head down. if you have small children with you, telepathically encourage them to cry if he approaches, thereby signaling a very plausible escape tactic. thank you and good luck.



*he told me once that his kitten sat on his stove, so he turned the burner on to teach it a lesson. makes the whole "treat kids like my cat" comment extremely heartwarming.

3 comments:

Jennie said...

Carry on with mission. May God's love be with you.

sarah said...

oh no!

FXSmom said...

omg...now he has invaded ur mall!!! not fair