Tuesday, February 9, 2010

don't piss off the baby

Anyone else's child have an obsession with blowing snot rockets ONLY when he is angry? Kid can't blow his nose in a tissue to save his life, but man you put ketchup ON his hot dog instead of next to it and then deny him a popsicle 30 seconds later and you'd better be ready for mucous streamers. Down his chin, smeared into his hands, and then SMACK -- right across both of your cheeks.

Could. Not. Get to the bathroom fast enough.

Had to hide my chuckling in the towel as I thought of my glistening face in his, "No hit mommy!"